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    2019愚人節給朋友的搞笑祝福

     來源:指客網 (www.thfdigital.com)   欄目:愚人節祝福語   時間:2019-03-14

    2019愚人節給朋友的搞笑祝福 

    愚人節節目豐富多彩,智力風暴向你襲來,智商測驗讓你發呆,情商測驗讓你變壞,小學奧數做不出來,腦筋急轉彎原地徘徊,蠢去蠢又來,祝你天天愉快!  (分享)

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        祝福語大全

    4月1日愚人節,請你做一天愚人:煩惱憂愁全忘記,快樂歡喜留心里;成敗得失由它去,幸福美滿則足矣;聰明反被聰明擾,糊涂未償不可以;偶爾一點小傻氣,快樂便會伴隨你。  (分享)

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