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    2017夏天冷笑話大全 冷到掉牙的笑話精選

     來源:指客網 (www.thfdigital.com)   欄目:冷笑話   時間:2017-05-12

    初中運動會接力跑的時候,老師再三囑咐運動員,交接棒的時候一定要接穩、接穩、再接穩。于是,比賽的時候,他們,真的……接吻了。  (分享)

    貓和老鷹私奔以后就有了貓頭鷹,蜘蛛和大蝦私奔以后就有了蜘蛛俠,王功權和王琴私奔以后,羨慕的人少,嫉妒的人多。  (分享)

    小強到動物園看猴子,猴子驚呼:“二師弟,好久不見。”小強:“你一定認錯人了,我不認識你的。”猴子:“還裝呢,以為誰不知道呢,自己照照鏡子。”  (分享)

    倫敦奧運大門關,失利不要怨裁判,國足輸球成習慣,還不如噼啪全解散。國人從此不期盼,也不必傷心淚漣漣。足球圈子太混亂,一窩公雞咋下蛋!  (分享)

    小強到動物園看猴子,猴子驚呼:“二師弟,好久不見。”小強:“你一定認錯人了,我不認識你的。”猴子:“還裝呢,以為誰不知道呢,自己照照鏡子。”  (分享)

    我對你可謂柔情似水,關愛備至。一滴滴美酒,令你陶醉;一份份美味,養好你的胃。我在河邊等你約會,都投了這么多誘餌了,魚,你怎么還不上鉤?  (分享)

    一主持人在一個老大爺家里喝很貴的茶,女問:這茶有什么好處?老大爺:對男女都有好處。又問:神馬好處?老大爺淡定道:解渴。  (分享)

    孫子一進門就大喊大叫,氣死我了!奶奶問:怎么的啦?孫子:我的菜都快被偷光啦!奶奶:那抓緊報警啊!孫子:報警有什么用啊,我得買點兒狗糧,讓我的蘇格蘭牧羊犬咬他!  (分享)

    有一天逛書市,看到一套《高爾基小說選》,非常喜歡其中的一本《童年》,就問售貨員:“請問,這是單賣的嗎?”“對不起,這是前蘇聯的。”  (分享)

    一人進京來打工,想找飯店把饑充;人不熟來地也生,誰知誤入豪華廳;看看菜譜難承受,還得想法把面子撐;眼珠一轉主意來,“不合口味”真聰明;大家以為是豪門,大搖大擺出餐廳。  (分享)

    一小孩養了只鸚鵡,每天早上必教它說:早上好。可過了幾個月鸚鵡仍不說話。小孩便氣餒了,于是這天早上沒有再教。這時,只聽鸚鵡對著小孩大喊道:“小子!今天長膽了啊!見我也不問好!  (分享)

    【老公酒醒以后】早上醒來,丈夫對妻子說,咱們家有鬼,昨晚我回到家,去廁所,一開門燈就自己亮了,還有一股寒氣逼來!妻子一巴掌打過來:你又尿冰箱里啊!丈夫:......  (分享)

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