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    指客原創短信 經典周末搞笑短信大全

     來源:指客網 (www.thfdigital.com)   欄目:周末祝福語   時間:2015-07-05
    1、親愛的,我不能陪你吃飯,不能陪你娛樂,不能陪你購物,不能陪你旅游。不要嫌我窮,不要嫌我懶,不要嫌我吝嗇,不要嫌我寡情。因為今天是周末,上帝也休息。
    2、周末真是好,不上班來不起早,睡覺睡到自然醒,電影看到頭發蒙,玩玩游戲聊聊天,溜達溜達轉一圈,回來接著還墮落,誰讓今天是周末。
    3、周末來了祝福到,清新空氣把你繞,一聲早安精神好,伸伸懶腰短信到:祝福最出色的你,周末愉快!哦,不好意思,多打了一個“出”字~
    4、上聯:忙一天閑一天樂一天愁一天盼一天,上班時間。下聯:睡一會醒一會坐一會躺一會愣一會,因為周末。橫批:五天盼來兩天
    5、周一面的帶去祝福,周二公交送去祝愿,周三摩托寄去問候,周四火車鳴起愛戀,周五汽車開出圓滿,如今周末來到,心情微微秒,你的開心像飛機,飛揚在天,我的問候像火箭,把你追趕。
    6、你是風兒我是沙——工作日的五天;忽如一夜春風刮——到了星期天;霹靂一聲震天響——單位通知加班;滿車黃連喂啞巴——真是有苦難言。祝周末加班的朋友能夠心情愉快、腰纏萬貫。
    7、周末到了,祝福先送到。愿你這一生過的平平安安,順順利利。如果你看到此短信了,那么恭喜你你終于學會用豬蹄看短信了,八戒!
    8、周末是什么?股票不開盤,壓力全消散,幸福喜開顏,問候不間斷,相聚在一起,友情無期限,出去透個氣,快樂總彌漫,收到短信息,偷偷喜一喜。
    9、周一如籠子,周二如繩子,周三如釘子,周四如雹子,周五如哨子,周末如兔子。周末到了,你掙脫了籠子,甩掉了繩子,拔開了釘子,避開了雹子,吹亮了哨子,變成了快樂的兔子,還說開心只有老子。
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    10、把疲憊交給座椅,把鈔票交給錢包,把煩惱交給垃圾,把真心交給愛人,把問號留給明天,把快樂留在今日,把憂郁留給過去,把愉悅留給周末,祝你周末愉快!
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